Teresa Medeiros: TERESA'S TOP TEN REASONS FOR LOVING A VAMPIRE

So anyone who knows me, oh have even glanced at some of my posts know I've got a thing for Vampire/Paranormal novels.

So I recently ordered one of Teresa's novels, and this was a Plog that showed up today on Amazon.com, it gave me a giggle.....lol

  ( TERESA'S TOP TEN REASONS FOR LOVING A VAMPIRE... so as not to spam anyone's flist )

4) He'll never hog the mirror in the morning

5) No more worries about West Nile Virus with that bat flitting around your eaves  

6) Instead of making the bed every morning, you can just close the lid

7) He'll never have garlic breath

 

8) You can spend all day at the mall shopping while he's sleeping

 

9) A Transylvanian henchman is cheaper than a maid or a gardener

10) When he promises to "make love to you all night," he won't roll over in fifteen minutes and go to sleep.